Maybe Teleprompter Jesus should start projecting some of that "smart diplomacy"

The Norks are loading up a Taepodong-2 missile onto the launch pad. Swell!! Is this the type of crisis that "Sheriff" Joe warned us about?

But fret not. The boy prince has the situation well in hand. The pant-load in a pantsuit that is our SecState has said that such an act would haven consequences.

"We have made it very clear that the North Koreans pursue this pathway at a cost and with consequences to the six-party talks which we would like to see revived and moving forward as quickly as possible," she told reporters on a visit to Mexico City.

"This provocative action ... will not go unnoticed and there will be consequences," she said.

And if that doesn't work, she will send them a very strongly worded letter.