Monday, July 27, 2009

Slacker science update: Hammers up your butt will NOT relieve constipation

Someone should have mentioned that to the Romanian man referenced in this story.

A deeply inebriated Romanian man put two hammerheads up his butt to alleviate a case of constipation. Guess what? It didn’t work... Supposedly, he tried rectifying (heh) the rectal matter with one hammerhead. It got stuck. So, he tried another.
I know it says he was " deeply inebriated" but ...

The x-ray is a keeper though.
Edited to add attribution to Instapundit

2 comments:

  1. I think this just illustrates the stereotype that Slavs are drunkards that like shoving things up their butt. I think the man may have been Ukrainian, though......


    Lazy Libertarian

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  2. It was so worth it, though.


    Boozy Romanian

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