SUVs, Teabaggers ruin Jupiter

Jupiter lost one of its stripes.

The Daily Mail article linked above states that scientists are baffled as to why. But I think we know the real reason. Global warming caused by evil white corporate fat-cats in their SUVs egged on by teabaggers!!!

It is interesting to note that the scientists concede that they have no idea what happened but here on Earth, the science is "settled" and any denial questions are heresy.