Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick":
For those of you that are Python ignorant:
Maybe his name is based on personality and not endowment ?? Then we could just call him John Edwards.
I heard that "Wilhelm Schmidt" is German for "hung like a gerbil".
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